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The Two Man Gentlemen Band
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William Howard Taft
Oh, William Howard Taft
Had a great big smile and a great big laugh
Great big belly, great big thighs that
Slapped together when he walked by
Measured in clean at a quarter ton
Made the oval office just fit for one
Oh, you can't squeeze nothin' past
Oh, William Howard Taft
Got himself stuck in a bath
It took the secret service and the police to
Pry him out with a tub of grease
He had a steak dinner for the king of Spain
But nobody got to eat a thing
Because you can't sneak nothin' past
Oh, William (William) Howard Taft
Yes William (William) Howard Taft
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Oh, William (William) Howard Taft
William Howard Taft big and fat, oh
William (William) Howard Taft
Yes William (William) Howard Taft
No you can't sneak nothin' past
William (William) Howard Taft
Yes William (William) Howard Taft
Oh, William (William) Howard Taft
Ske-bop-a-bop--a-bop-a-doo-bo
William (William) Howard Taft
William (William) Howard Taft
You can't sneak nothin' past
William (William) Howard Taft
Yes William Howard Taft
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