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Barry Louis Polisar

I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat

I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I've got a cat
And cat's name is Dog, like dog's name is Cat

Now with my dog Cat and my cat Dog
I confuse who's who the cat or the dog
Now I bet you think that's pretty absurd
But wait'll you hear about my fish bird

Yeah I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I've got a cat
And cat's name is Dog, like dog's name is Cat

Now my fish Bird lives in my fish tank
Next to my pet goose who goes 'Hank Hank'
But listen to me and just hear this
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I've got a bird and I call him fish

Yeah I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I've got a cat
And cat's name is Dog, like dog's name is Cat

With my goose my bird and my dog, fish and cat
People all stare when I tip my hat
'Cause it's strange as can be when we walk in the park
Strangers still when the cat starts to bark

Yeah I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I've got a cat
And cat's name is Dog, like dog's name is Cat