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Shrek: The Musical
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Story Of My Life
Lyricist：David Lindsay-abaire, Jeanine Tesori
Alright, when I call your name step forward
Pinocchio, the puppet
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy
That's your patch of mud down there
Oh, dropped on a swamp, man, I tell you
Sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap
Life is disappointing
Whoa, is what I know
Outted by my nose
That's just how it goes for poor Pinocchio
Story of my life, always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox, swallowed by a whale
That's the story of my life, oh yeah
That's the story of my life
Strife is never ending
Peter Pan
Banished from the town
Ugly Duckling
They dragged me from the pond
They pulled my magic wand
They blew our condos down
Wicked Witch
Life is but a witch hunt
Mama's in the mud
Mama's in distress
They ridiculed my hat
They said that we were fat
They tore my cotton granny dress
And called me a hot and tranny mess
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Sugar Plum Fairy
Story of my life
Booted from the ball
Told to go away
Tumbled off a wall
That's the story of my life
You're late rabbit
That's the story of my life
Have fun you guys
That's the story of my life
And remember if we find you back in the kingdom
You will be executed
I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending
And this right here, not how it goes
I always dreamed I'd get an ever after
If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows
This is worse than that case
Of Dutch elm disease I caught in Tijuana
Story of my life
All the wasted prayers
All the broken dreams
All the broken chairs
All the damage done
All the busted beds
All the shattered falls
And the pourage on our heads
That's the story of my life, yes, sir
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life, crap
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