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If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife) (Live)

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single psychic who has been able to prove
Under reasonable experimental conditions
That they are able to read minds
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single astrologer who has been able to prove
Under reasonable experimental conditions
That they can predict future human events by interpreting celestial signs
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single Homoeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove
Under reasonable experimental conditions
That solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff
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Dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water
Has a consistently higher medicinal value
Than a similarly administered placebo
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single spiritual person who has been able to show
Either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power
With has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to
Punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any
Reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife