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Original Cast Recording
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There! Right There!
Elle:There! Right there! Look at that tan, well-tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin, Oh please! He's gay! Totally gay! Callahan: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate. A totally straight expatriate. That guy's not gay, I say, not gay.
Ensemble: That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically, radically gay?
C: But look at his quoft and crispy locks E: Look at his silk translucent socks C: There's the eternal paradox Look, what we're seeing, What are we seeing? Is he gay? Of course, he's gay! or European?
Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European? Well, hey don't look at me
You see, they bring their boys up Different in those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks They will say things like, 'Ciao, bella' While they kiss you on both cheeks. Oh please
Gay or European? So many shades of gray Depending on the time of day, the French go either way Is he gay or European or-
There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetro jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way
That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay? Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay
Dammit! Gay or European? So stylish and relaxed Is he gay or European? もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com I think his chest is waxed
But they bring their boys up different There, it's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code Yet, his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy toed
Gay or European? So many shades of gray. But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday
Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro? Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try The floor is yours So, Mr. Argitacos
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam Has been going on for? Two years And your first name again is? Nicos And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos
(gasp!) I'm sorry, I misunderstand You say boyfriend I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend You bastard! you lying bastard
That's it, I no cover for you, no more Peoples, I have a big announcement! This man is gay and European Whoa! and neither is his place You've got to stop your being a completely closet case It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming boy in cabaret I'm straight You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say: He's gay (and European) He's gay (and European) He's gay (and European) and gay Fine okay, I'm gay! Hooray!
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